Tuesday, 5 February 2013

Bikes and boards

Jak zauważyliście ostatnio coś mnie naszło na publikowanie postów związanych z deskami. Nie wiem czy to zbieg okoliczności czy boskie działania Latającego Potwora Spaghetti ale wczoraj trafił do mnie najnowszy numer Dice. Jako wisienkę na torcie zostawiłem sobie jak zwykle ostatnią stronę na której Dr. Glory odpisuje na pytanie czytelnika, (opowiastka i dopowiedź Dr. jak zwykle totalnie mnie rozjebały) i właśnie ten tekst idealnie wpisuje się w klimat surfersko-skatebordowy.
Czytajcie moi drodzy (mam nadzieje że Dice mnie nie pozwie :P)


I’ve been a fan of motorcycle culture for n few years. I started out with a small Honda Cafe Racer but currently ride a kiler old school Pan bobber. I’ve noticed lately that a lot of the clothing companies are using skateboarding and surfing mixed with bikes for their advertising. I grew up in the mid west, so I’ve never surfed and I was never really much of a skater. In fact, I never really thought that there was a connection. I guess my question is why is skateboarding and surfing suddenly part of the underground motorcycle scene? Primer Pete -Willianisport, WI


Dear Pete,

I’ve been writing this column for many years now. On a weekly basis, I get hundreds of questions that are equality as stupid as this. Motorcycle culture is not “underground” and it never has been. A motorcycle is an expensive penis enlarger that doesn’t work. (Tutaj  auTtor zgrabnie przechodzi do opowieści o narktykach, alkoholu i kopulacji) Skateboarding and surfing are back in the game because a lot of bike riders nowadays used to ride skateboards in the 70”s and 80”s. And are going through some sort of mid life crisis right now and are back at it. Same with surfing... They’re both equally childish activities, and just as lame as motorcycles. Remember that there is no scene, there is no cool and there is no underground. It’s just a ridiculous cycle of poseurs ripping off each others lame attempts at coolness. Fuck that. Forget this clever hipster bulishit, go fuck shit up. Stick it to the man AND .......... Fight the Power! - Dr. Glory 


P.S. - pozdro dla Too Old To Skate, Too Young To Die :D




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